Archive for the 'WTF' Tag
Been to a ball game recently?
Thursday, August 28th, 2008I haven’t. Which means I have no freaking idea when they started doing this shit, and pardon my French, but has everyone lost their fucking minds?!
I would go on a rant here about how it’s a fucking ball game, not a church service, and even in church you’re allowed to go to the fucking bathroom, [...]
DO NOT USE VERIZON WIRELESS
Friday, May 23rd, 2008It has just come to my attention that their customer service reps do not understand the difference between 2 thousandths of a DOLLAR and 2 thousandths of a CENT.
Also, Randall Munroe (of xkcd) is awesome.
Tags: PSA, Stupid, WTF |
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BNP’s Nick Eriksen: “Rape is like being force-fed chocolate cake”
Thursday, April 10th, 2008Via Londonist, Salon, and others, London BNP leader Nick Eriksen blogged (back in 2005, apparently) that, since women enjoy sex, being raped is just like being force-fed chocolate cake. He has deleted the post from his blog (after the public uproar started, presumably), but Google knows all:
Rape is simply sex (I am talking about ‘husband-rape’ [...]
Tags: News, Politics, WTF |
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Wal-Mart exists in an alternate universe
Thursday, March 20th, 2008That’s the only way to explain what happened today.
This afternoon, someone had finished all the turkey, leaving me nothing to eat for lunch, so I headed across the street to Wal-Mart for some peanut butter. While I was there, I took a detour into the clothing section. At first I thought I might get myself [...]
Tags: WTF |
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Today on “Fashion in Azeroth”…
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008Here we see our lovely model Shandrell wearing the latest in Draenic footwear: thigh-high moccasins that don’t actually cover the feet. She says they’re comfortable, but what does she know, she spends most of her time communing with forest animals.
In other news…
Meow.
Tags: World of Warcraft, WTF |
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Today on “CG’s adventures in the job market”…
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008Ideal Candidate:
- Experience in an import/export role involving the Far East, South America, and Europe.
- Direct involvement with or employment with a major trading company importing products to the United States or shipping products on a foreign-to-foreign basis
- Extensive experience in ocean and air transportation and customs/freight broker relationships.
- The ability to thrive in an [...]
Tags: Head A-Splode, WTF |
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Uh, I wasn’t aware we had a problem with the budget director getting stinky.
Thursday, February 21st, 2008So, I open my email this morning, and I have a Chicago Tribune email alert about… “ShowerGate”. Chicago’s City Budget Director has had a $5,400 personal shower built in his office. And he tried to have it done with taxpayer money.
Chicago Tribune reporter John Kass, hearing about this, decides to head down to City Hall [...]
Tags: News, WTF |
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Misleading headline of the day…
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008For your WTFing pleasure, BBC: Africa ‘lagging on child deaths’
Poverty and war are harming advances in infant mortality, particularly in sub-Saharan Africa, a new Unicef report on global child health has said.
Globally, 62 countries were making no or insufficient progress towards a key 2015 child mortality target, it said.
The Evil Atheist Conspiracy has gone [...]