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House Season 3: A Review

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

It sucked. Sure, there were some neat moments, like House on a plane, or death by bra!!, but overall, wow, not good. I don’t think the show’s going to last another year.
The problem with House is, they’ve got this great formula and this awesome main character. But they rightly fear that the show will become [...]

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Things I’d like to see on House

Friday, November 24th, 2006

House gets a nemesis that isn’t a one-dimensional power-mad lunatic.
House gets his brains back. Where oh where has my competent, logical House gone?
House and Wilson’s lawyers pull their heads out of their asses and realize that Tritter has no legal right to do any of the things he’s doing.
Actually, you know what would be cool? [...]

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House Season 3 Episode 4 as reviewed by Calvin Coolidge

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Pretty good.

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House Season 3 Episode 3 as reviewed by a pirate

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

This review be short, on accoun’ o’ I liked th’ episode, an’ also on accoun’ o’ we gentleman o’ fortunes be busy wi’ grog an’ wenches an’ stuff. We dasn’t be havin’ time fer this silly “sittin’ down an’ reviewin’” stuff.
Them be some seriously cute lab rats at th’ beginnin’ o’ th’ episode. ‘t breaks [...]

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House Season 3 Episode 2 as reviewed by a conspiracy theorist

Friday, September 15th, 2006

This episode has the fingerprints of THE ALIENS all over it! It starts out with what is quite possibly the longest pre-credits sequence we’ve ever seen — obviously THE ALIENS are trying to use their mind-control rays on us before the opening credits start. Clancy thinks the aliens are coming to get him. Obviously his [...]

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Season 3 Premiere of House, as reviewed by a Valley Girl

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

This is part one in a theoretically ongoing series in which I post my initial reactions to new House episodes, adopting the persona of a “Valley Girl”… or maybe I’ll branch out later. Like, who knows and stuff?
WARNING: There are, like, totally, like, spoilers ahead and stuff.

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House bloopers!

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

House Season 2 was released on DVD on Tuesday, and the people who are lucky enough to have it already have been nice enough to put up the blooper reel on YouTube. Apparently they all have a lot of trouble with those big fancy medical words.

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New House promo!

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

Season 3 of House is premiering two weeks from yesterday, and FOX has finally produced a new promo.
Evidently, House did receive the ketamine he requested at the end of the season 2 finale, it worked, and he is able to not only walk, but jog eight miles without even so much as a limp. What [...]

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House season 3 coming soon!

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Last night FOX treated us to a sneak preview of House’s season 3 premiere:
You’ve seen him struggle. You’ve seen him suffer. You’ve seen him fight for his life. This September, see House do the unthinkable. Don’t miss the year’s most anticipated premiere. House premieres September 5th at its new earlier time, 8/7 central, on [...]

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