Last night, Jon Stewart discussed Obama’s “bitter” gaffe and Hillary’s attempts to woo the redneck voters, and pointed out something that should be obvious: Shouldn’t we want our President to be better than us?!

Epic lulz are at the end of the video, 7 1/2 minutes in.

Via irReligion.org, Westboro Baptist thinks we were all born yesterday:

“Respectful proximity”? “Religious service”? Boy, idiot fundie jargon just keeps getting weirder and weirder, doesn’t it?

via skippy the bush kangaroo.

T’Pol is upset because…

A. she’s insulted by the premise of this episode.

B. she’s starting to lose her patience with creepy Tolaris.

C. she just realized that the V’tosh ka’tur have a statue of That Girl on their ship.

(via NYC Atheists, although I’m not sure I really needed the imagery of “Dick” Dawkins grabbing his crotch like that…)

DO NOT WANT!

Okay, this is old, but it’s funny.

(Don’t get the reference?)

(07:32:57 PM) Cassie: O.o
(07:33:27 PM) Cassie: do you know if there’s any way to get sent back to the spirit healer after you’ve left the graveyard?
(07:34:01 PM) Dave: not that I can think of, why?
(07:34:02 PM) Cassie: Shandrell was doing a quest near the edge of the tree and fell off
(07:34:21 PM) Dave: THE tree?
(07:34:27 PM) Cassie: and then as a wisp she tried to get back to her body but while she was on the tree she wasn’t close enough
(07:34:28 PM) Cassie: yes
(07:34:34 PM) Cassie: she fell off of Teldrassil.
(07:34:39 PM) Dave: . . . . . .
(07:34:52 PM) Dave: okay . . . . .
(07:34:56 PM) Dave: where is your wisp now?
(07:35:02 PM) Cassie: so she tried to go over the edge to her body and passed it right up
(07:35:04 PM) Cassie: in the ocean
(07:35:12 PM) Dave: swim away from the tree
(07:35:20 PM) Cassie: what will happen?
(07:35:41 PM) Dave: when you get far enough away, your fatigue bar will show. let it run out, and your spirit will, ah, die
(07:35:45 PM) Dave: it’ll return to the spirit healer
(07:36:05 PM) Dave: and your corpse would presumably be out in the Great Sea, so you’d have to rez there
(07:36:34 PM) Cassie: have you ever had anyone fall off of the tree?
(07:37:21 PM) Cassie: k, back in darnassus
(07:38:15 PM) Dave:
(07:38:31 PM) Dave: you do realize that I’m going to be laughing about that for some time, right?
(07:38:36 PM) Cassie: yes

(P.S. Happy New Year!)

zomg zomg zomg… new World of Warcraft commercial campaign featuring MR. fucking T and WILLIAM fucking SHATNER!

And, sorry Shatner, but Mr. T’s is the fucking best. “Cut… T, there is no such thing as a ‘night elf mohawk’.” “Shut up, fool! I hacked into the game and CREATED a night elf mohawk!”

The unholy union of LOLCats and PostSecret:

And, as the header says, the internet is truly complete.