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I know where I’m going, do you?

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Eat me, Christians.
Via Bligbi.

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Do you know the way to Booty Bay?

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

LOL! ROFL! NOOB!

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12 reasons that same-sex marriage will ruin society!

Friday, May 16th, 2008

And also in honor of the recent victory for gay rights in California, I think it’s about time I reposted the 12 reasons that gay marriage is going to RUIN SOCIETY.
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2. Heterosexual marriages are [...]

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The next Uri Geller

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Are you ready to piss yourself laughing?
Seriously, you’d better go to the bathroom before watching this. I’ll wait.
Okay, ready?

Via Splendid Elles and Barefoot Bum.

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Colin Firth’s penis!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

On Thursday’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart discussed guest Colin Firth’s penis at length.

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Jon Stewart: “WTB Elitist President!”

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Last night, Jon Stewart discussed Obama’s “bitter” gaffe and Hillary’s attempts to woo the redneck voters, and pointed out something that should be obvious: Shouldn’t we want our President to be better than us?!
Epic lulz are at the end of the video, 7 1/2 minutes in.

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Who do they think they’re kidding?

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Via irReligion.org, Westboro Baptist thinks we were all born yesterday:

“Respectful proximity”? “Religious service”? Boy, idiot fundie jargon just keeps getting weirder and weirder, doesn’t it?

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Important announcement from Hillary and Obama

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

via skippy the bush kangaroo.

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Pop quiz

Friday, April 4th, 2008

T’Pol is upset because…

A. she’s insulted by the premise of this episode.
B. she’s starting to lose her patience with creepy Tolaris.
C. she just realized that the V’tosh ka’tur have a statue of That Girl on their ship.

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He’s smarter than you! He’s got a science degree!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

(via NYC Atheists, although I’m not sure I really needed the imagery of “Dick” Dawkins grabbing his crotch like that…)

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