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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Monday, December 24th, 2007

For the confused, this is a screenshot of World of Warcraft running in Linux under Wine, which I have only been able to do after acquiring a new video card and then beating the Intel video drivers into submission. (In the process of doing this I, um, broke Windows. But who cares! WoW on Linux!!)

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Friendly holiday reminder: God hates Christmas trees!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Jeremiah 10:2-4: “Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with [...]

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Joy to the world, I’m getting OMG PERSECUTED!

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

Guys, what did I tell you about the “War on Christmas”?
WorldNutDaily has flipped the fuck out over a recent episode of “Two and a Half Men” in which Charlie Sheen sings:
Joy to the world
I’m getting laid
I’m getting laid tonight.
We’ll light the Yule log
Deck the halls
And then we’ll play some
Jingle balls.
It’s been a real long wait
This [...]

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Oh noes, ‘War on Christmas’

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

It’s that time of year again. Don Kroah of Townhall.com has spewed the following:
While Wal-Mart has apparently seen the error of its ways (or at least of its bad business judgment) and done an about-face from last year’s ban on employees’ use of the words Merry Christmas in greeting customers, the war on public celebration [...]

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