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Are you ready for ‘Ten Commandments Weekend’?

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

via Friendly Atheist, there is currently a Senate resolution in committee (PDF) to make the first weekend in May “Ten Commandments Weekend” in order to celebrate what an important and vital cornerstone the Ten Commandments are in American society.
But don’t worry. I know it sounds like they’re trying to establish a state religion, but [...]

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Christians have no sense of humor

Friday, March 14th, 2008

At last, the Christians have some cartoons to get themselves all worked up about. Maybe they were feeling left out? Scott Adams, the author of Dilbert, wrote a blog post today responding to the Christians who have gotten their panties in a knot about the latest series of Dilbert comics, in which a new employee [...]

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This just in: MOSES WAS HIGH!

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

AFP: Moses was high on drugs
“As far Moses on Mount Sinai is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which I don’t believe, or a legend, which I don’t believe either, or finally, and this is very probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel under the effect of narcotics,” Shanon [...]

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How about a nice, wholesome Bible reading?

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

I was reading The God Delusion last night, and Dawkins mentions this absolutely delightful story. I can’t believe I’d never heard this one before!
Judges 19
[A traveling Levite and his concubine are staying with an old man and his virgin daughter.]
19:22 Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, [...]

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Chocolate Jesus is risen again! Hallelujah!

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Yahoo: Naked chocolate Jesus rises again in New York
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A life-size chocolate sculpture of a naked Jesus will finally be displayed in New York starting in late October, seven months after an outcry by Roman Catholics forced a different gallery to cancel its exhibition.
The chocolate Jesus will be joined by sculptures of [...]

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Required reading for conservatives: Is America a ‘Christian Nation’?

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

From Daylight Atheism:
A frequent refrain among the religious right is that the United States of America is a “Christian nation”, or that this country was founded on Christian principles. However, I’ve never seen any religious apologist explain what exactly this is supposed to mean beyond making the mere statement. If this nation was founded on [...]

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John McCain thinks the Constitution establishes a Christian nation

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

Talking Points Memo: “McCain: Constitution establishes a ‘Christian nation’”
A recent poll found that 55 percent of Americans believe the U.S. Constitution establishes a Christian nation. What do you think?
I would probably have to say yes, that the Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation. But I say that in the broadest [...]

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Go get your god-damned bible!

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

In case anyone hasn’t seen it yet (poor souls), someone has posted the Penn and Teller: Bullshit! episode about the god-damned bible in its entirety on MySpace (how ’bout that, it’s actually good for something).
Elvis didn’t do no drugs!

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Which part of ‘no religious test for office’ do you not understand?

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Douchebag Virginia Representative Virgil Goode recently put his grubby, bigoted fingers down his throat and retched the following:
December 7, 2006 Dear . . . Thank you for your recent communication. When I raise my hand to take the oath on Swearing In Day, I will have the Bible in my other hand. I do [...]

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Joy to the world, I’m getting OMG PERSECUTED!

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

Guys, what did I tell you about the “War on Christmas”?
WorldNutDaily has flipped the fuck out over a recent episode of “Two and a Half Men” in which Charlie Sheen sings:
Joy to the world
I’m getting laid
I’m getting laid tonight.
We’ll light the Yule log
Deck the halls
And then we’ll play some
Jingle balls.
It’s been a real long wait
This [...]

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