Oh, Tyra.

After all that stuff you said about being A-OK the way you were, and telling your critics to kiss your fat ass… you turn around and lose your fat ass? Sounds like your ass isn’t the one being kissed.

Oh, well. You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess.

George Takei’s response to homophobe Tim Hardaway

Madonna has adopted a child from Africa.

Now come on honey, you don’t have to do everything Angelina Jolie does. If she jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge too?

Steve “Crocodile Hunter” Irwin is dead.

Mr Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb to the chest while he was filming an underwater documentary in Queensland’s Great Barrier Reef.

Paramedics from the nearby city of Cairns rushed to treat him at the scene but were unable to save him.

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“It is believed that Mr Irwin collapsed after being stung by a stingray at Batt Reef off Port Douglas at about 1100 (0100 GMT),” a police statement quoted by AFP news agency said.

“His crew called for medical treatment and the Queensland medical helicopter responded. However Mr Irwin had died.”

Figures he would have gone out this way. But damn, of all the animals and all the ways they could have gotten him… this seems almost like an assassination on behalf of the animal kingdom. I always expected that one of these days he would wrestle a croc and lose. At least that would have been a fair fight (since we all know Steve would have been the one who started it).

You know, I actually like her with brown hair. Everyone knows brown hair makes you look intelligent and distinguished. Too bad she’s planning to go back to the bottle blonde in about six months.