Archive for the 'Celebrities' Tag
Urgent: Somebody please feed Twiggy!
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007Former supermodel and “living legend” Twiggy gave an interview recently, but impending hypoglycemia caused her to say some pretty strange things:
The 56-year-old said there was no excuse for being obese and accused people of ‘horrendous’ over-eating.
Yet she also admitted there was too much pressure on young girls to be as skinny as she was when [...]
Tags: Celebrities, Health, PSA, Twiggy |
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ATTN: Pavarotti (wherever you are)
Friday, October 12th, 2007
Tags: Birthday, Celebrities, Pavarotti |
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Richard Simmons is a freak
Saturday, September 8th, 2007I mean, I know that was obvious already. But…
I have all kinds of music for them, from oldies to rock-and-roll, a little disco and even some current hits. I’ll be playing Justin Timberlake`s song, I Want Sexy Back! It`s such a great song. If you haven`t heard it yet…you`ve gotta give it a listen!
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I`ll sure [...]
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RIP, Pavarotti
Thursday, September 6th, 2007Luciano Pavarotti has lost his battle with pancreatic cancer.
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Pavarotti secretly replaced by wax figure
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007The latest photographic evidence has confirmed that the purpose of Pavarotti’s recent hospital stays has been to create a mold for a wax figure of him, not to treat pancreatic cancer as was previously believed.
The singer’s friends and family intend to use the figure to enable Pavarotti to continue touring, rather than go into retirement [...]
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ATTN: John Travolta
Sunday, August 19th, 2007I just got back from seeing Hairspray. Your drag privileges are hereby revoked until you can figure out how to act like a woman and not “tee hee hee! I’m a man in drag!! Isn’t that wacky??” Ask Robin Williams if you need some tips. You were an eyesore in an otherwise awesome movie. Props [...]
Tags: Celebrities, Movies |
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ATTN: Pavarotti
Friday, August 10th, 2007I’ve been asked to pass on this message for you.
(Confused?)
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Anne Hathaway thinks she’s a bad celebrity
Sunday, August 5th, 2007Anne Hathaway: “I know I’m not a good celebrity”
According to Hathaway, her perfectionism almost caused her to quit her new movie, “Becoming Jane”, but she stayed on because she was mature enough to realize that it would be a valuable learning experience regardless of whether she messed up. She likes to donate to charity and [...]
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Tyra!! Say it ain’t so!!
Thursday, May 24th, 2007Oh, Tyra.
After all that stuff you said about being A-OK the way you were, and telling your critics to kiss your fat ass… you turn around and lose your fat ass? Sounds like your ass isn’t the one being kissed.
Oh, well. You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess.
Tags: Celebrities, Health |
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I freaking love George Takei
Wednesday, February 21st, 2007George Takei’s response to homophobe Tim Hardaway
Tags: Celebrities, Cool, Funny, TV |
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