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Urgent: Somebody please feed Twiggy!

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Former supermodel and “living legend” Twiggy gave an interview recently, but impending hypoglycemia caused her to say some pretty strange things:
The 56-year-old said there was no excuse for being obese and accused people of ‘horrendous’ over-eating.
Yet she also admitted there was too much pressure on young girls to be as skinny as she was when [...]

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ATTN: Pavarotti (wherever you are)

Friday, October 12th, 2007

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Richard Simmons is a freak

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

I mean, I know that was obvious already. But…
I have all kinds of music for them, from oldies to rock-and-roll, a little disco and even some current hits. I’ll be playing Justin Timberlake`s song, I Want Sexy Back! It`s such a great song. If you haven`t heard it yet…you`ve gotta give it a listen!
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I`ll sure [...]

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RIP, Pavarotti

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

Luciano Pavarotti has lost his battle with pancreatic cancer.

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Pavarotti secretly replaced by wax figure

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

The latest photographic evidence has confirmed that the purpose of Pavarotti’s recent hospital stays has been to create a mold for a wax figure of him, not to treat pancreatic cancer as was previously believed.
The singer’s friends and family intend to use the figure to enable Pavarotti to continue touring, rather than go into retirement [...]

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ATTN: John Travolta

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

I just got back from seeing Hairspray. Your drag privileges are hereby revoked until you can figure out how to act like a woman and not “tee hee hee! I’m a man in drag!! Isn’t that wacky??” Ask Robin Williams if you need some tips. You were an eyesore in an otherwise awesome movie. Props [...]

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ATTN: Pavarotti

Friday, August 10th, 2007

I’ve been asked to pass on this message for you.

(Confused?)

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Anne Hathaway thinks she’s a bad celebrity

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

Anne Hathaway: “I know I’m not a good celebrity”
According to Hathaway, her perfectionism almost caused her to quit her new movie, “Becoming Jane”, but she stayed on because she was mature enough to realize that it would be a valuable learning experience regardless of whether she messed up. She likes to donate to charity and [...]

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Tyra!! Say it ain’t so!!

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Oh, Tyra.
After all that stuff you said about being A-OK the way you were, and telling your critics to kiss your fat ass… you turn around and lose your fat ass? Sounds like your ass isn’t the one being kissed.
Oh, well. You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess.

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I freaking love George Takei

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

George Takei’s response to homophobe Tim Hardaway

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