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On Thursday’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart discussed guest Colin Firth’s penis at length.

God damnit. You have now officially ruined “Win Ben Stein’s Money” for me. I hope you’re happy.
Via Sandwalk.

When Wendy Petherick was attacked by a crocodile in Litchfield National Park, something extraordinary… something supernatural happened. Her husband, Norm, felt himself filled with the bemulletted spirit of Steve Irwin.
“I don’t know what came over me,” says Norm. “I just yelled, ‘Crikey! I’ll save you!’ and then I jumped on the croc and wrestled [...]

Former supermodel and “living legend” Twiggy gave an interview recently, but impending hypoglycemia caused her to say some pretty strange things:
The 56-year-old said there was no excuse for being obese and accused people of ‘horrendous’ over-eating.
Yet she also admitted there was too much pressure on young girls to be as skinny as she was when [...]

I mean, I know that was obvious already. But…
I have all kinds of music for them, from oldies to rock-and-roll, a little disco and even some current hits. I’ll be playing Justin Timberlake`s song, I Want Sexy Back! It`s such a great song. If you haven`t heard it yet…you`ve gotta give it a listen!
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I`ll sure [...]

Luciano Pavarotti has lost his battle with pancreatic cancer.

The latest photographic evidence has confirmed that the purpose of Pavarotti’s recent hospital stays has been to create a mold for a wax figure of him, not to treat pancreatic cancer as was previously believed.
The singer’s friends and family intend to use the figure to enable Pavarotti to continue touring, rather than go into retirement [...]

I just got back from seeing Hairspray. Your drag privileges are hereby revoked until you can figure out how to act like a woman and not “tee hee hee! I’m a man in drag!! Isn’t that wacky??” Ask Robin Williams if you need some tips. You were an eyesore in an otherwise awesome movie. Props [...]