You know, in this entry I actually feel that Condell’s painting Muslims with a bit too broad of a brush — which is sad because it’s not like there aren’t ample perfectly legitimate complaints about their religion and their society. He’s not running out of material, is he?

Via Bligbi.

D. H. Schleicher: Presidential Debate Drinking Game

It’s okay, I wasn’t using my liver anyway. *stocks up on the booze for October 7th…*

• Today in 1777, Lancaster, Pennsylvania was capital of the United States for one day.
• Today in 1787, the United States Constitution was delivered to the states for ratification.
• Today in 1905, Albert Einstein’s paper introducing the equation E=mc² was published.
• Today in 1954, the very first episode of the Tonight Show aired.
• Today in 1998, Google was born.
• The GNU project turns 25 today.

You know who else turns 25 today?

Keith Olbermann was saying yesterday that the way Sarah Palin muddles her way through public speaking sounds almost like Madlibs. I thought we might have some fun with this.

CBS: Text of Sarah Palin’s interview with Katie Couric

Palin: I’m all about the [NOUN] that America is in and that we have to [VERB] a [NOUN]. And as [PERSON] has said unless this [ADVERB] [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN] is what it may end up to be, unless there are [PLURAL NOUN] in [PERSON]’s [NOUN], really I don’t believe that Americans are going to [VERB] this and we will not [VERB] this. The [ADJECTIVE] thing in the last couple of days that I have seen is that Americans are waiting to see what [PERSON] will [VERB] on this [NOUN]. They’re not waiting to see what [PERSON] is going to do. Is he going to do this and see what way the [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]’s ["ING" VERB]? They’re waiting to see if [PERSON] will be able to see these [PLURAL NOUN] implemented in [PERSON]’s [NOUN].

Gee, did I [VERB] enough [PLURAL NOUN]? Have at it.

May the Force be with you.

Dude, you cancelled on Dave Letterman for Katie Couric?!

Via God is for Suckers!

I’m a PC, and I use Linux because Windows sucks big floppy donkey dicks.