Alright kiddies, gather ’round, it’s Arts and Crafts time!

Q. What do you do when you have access to duct tape, superglue, and a couple of rulers, and you’ve just acquired a Gideon Bible?

A. When life gives you crap, I say, spritz a little perfume on it and make it into something a little less crappy!

Introducing…

The Holy Vengeance Nuisance Smiter 3000!

If something’s giving you problems, just whack it with the Good Book!

Bug problem? Send those nasty cockroaches back to their Maker!

Jehovah’s Witnesses at your door? Thwack ‘em upside the head with the New Testament!

TV on the fritz? Well, show that boob tube who’s boss!

The Holy Vengeance Nuisance Smiter 3000 is the only pest control device used by the staff of ChickenGirl.net!
Accept no substitutes!