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So, I offer my Write A Better Bible! challenge. The task is to write a (short!) scripture, only this time, do it better – by which I mean, clearer. We want to demonstrate that any God worth his cherubim could effortlessly have authored a text that clearly and unmistakably tells us the facts about him and about salvation, in such a way that even the most godless monkey-loving Wiccan liberal heathen relativist can read it and get it straight. And with none of this dithering about in Aramaic wondering whether that squiggle at the end of dikaiosune makes it mean “righteousness” or “goat stew.”

Very well.

The Bible According to Chicken Girl

Dear Humanity:

I don’t give a rat’s ass about your prayers or your worship and admiration. My one and only commandment to you is DON’T BE A DICK.

Love, “God”.

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