Aug
26
2008
Chick Tract: Durr, who is this Jesus fella?
Posted by: Chicken Girl in General, tags: Atheism, Christianity, Jack Chick, Jesus, StupidOh good heavens, Chick has started parodying himself. At least, I can only assume that’s what he’s doing. Check out his new tract. I’m only going to post the first two panels, because SERIOUSLY! *facepalm*
Seriously, how does anyone get the idea, or even the inkling of an idea, that someone can be born and raised in a majority Christian society and never have heard at least the basics of the Jesus myth? Can we please put this to bed?
And, for the record…
- Only if we’re talking about Obama-the-secret-Muslim’s secret Muslim brother, Jesus Obama.
- Nah, just some hippie. But he may have had a Jew-fro.
- Not everybody — Mary Magdalene seemed to have liked him quite a bit…
- True, and a satisfying one, too!
- True, if simplistic.
- Only if we’re talking about Buddha’s secret Muslim cousin.
- Only if we’re talking about his secret gun-toting cousin, Charlton Heston.
- Probably true.
- LOL, irony!
- Huh?
- Huh?
- Yeah, it’s driving me nuts too.












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