Oh good heavens, Chick has started parodying himself. At least, I can only assume that’s what he’s doing. Check out his new tract. I’m only going to post the first two panels, because SERIOUSLY! *facepalm*

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seriously

Seriously, how does anyone get the idea, or even the inkling of an idea, that someone can be born and raised in a majority Christian society and never have heard at least the basics of the Jesus myth? Can we please put this to bed?

And, for the record…

  1. Only if we’re talking about Obama-the-secret-Muslim’s secret Muslim brother, Jesus Obama.
  2. Nah, just some hippie. But he may have had a Jew-fro.
  3. Not everybody — Mary Magdalene seemed to have liked him quite a bit…
  4. True, and a satisfying one, too!
  5. True, if simplistic.
  6. Only if we’re talking about Buddha’s secret Muslim cousin.
  7. Only if we’re talking about his secret gun-toting cousin, Charlton Heston.
  8. Probably true.
  9. LOL, irony!
  10. Huh?
  11. Huh?
  12. Yeah, it’s driving me nuts too. :evil:
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