Check out the comment action from Barefoot Bum’s blog. I have no idea why she chose to bitch about me there instead of here or at KafirGirl’s place (well, she might have tried KafirGirl and gotten deleted, because KafirGirl has more sense than I do…).

For teh posteritiez:

Chicken Girl, on Kafir Girl’s blog u was talking about the time when ure blog got ‘overrun’ by all us ‘foul mouthed’ British Muslim Pakistani girls who all got confused and used ure blog as a chat room. Huh, maybe it was all the bling that attracted us (not that i ever go to ure site of course). Yeah, we love bangle bling…. and we’re foul mouthed and use blogs smart white personages set up just as chat rooms all the time.

Hints to white bloggers who are wanting to increase their readership among personages of British nationality and Muslim heritage ( just so u can tell how downclass we are); forget the sidebard templates, lace ure blog with interlocking goldbracelets and bridal jewelry, tinsel, pop up ads for Star Dust magazine, pics of Sharukh Khan, a information bar with all the latest Bhangra and Bollywood gossip, and ads for meladerm guaranteeing us results or our rupees (oh sorry, make that UK pounds) back if we’re not as white as Chicken Girl within 2 weeks. Lastly, u need the RSS stuff for the chat room so we can use bad words and chatter like we’re around the village well.

I guess it was the word “bling” that set her off?

I just found this from The World of Stuff while I was poking around my blogroll and my referral list: Dvorak Anywhere. If you’re out somewhere and stuck using someone else’s computer and you can’t switch it to Dvorak, instead of fumbling around on QWERTY and feeling hamstrung, you can use this neat little webpage tool and type normally in the text box — it will come out Dvorak-style instead of QWERTY-style — and then copy and paste to wherever you need it. I wish I had thought of this first! My hat is off to you, sir!