Conservapedia said so! And it must be true, right, because Conservapedia is the trustworthy encyclopedia! I’m also deliberately denying the self-evident existence of god, and have a poor relationship with my father. Is it just me, or does that last reason sound a little bit Freudian? All men secretly want to fuck their mother, and all atheists secretly hate their father (because they want to fuck their mother?).

Via No More Mr. Nice Guy!