Archive for May, 2008

Mother Nature recently failed in her attempt to murder 34-year-old Meera Thangarajah by afflicting her with an ectopic pregnancy inside her ovary. Despite the fact that the ectopic pregnancy was discovered at the last possible minute, with the ovary walls stretched so paper-thin that the obstetrician could see the baby’s hair, doctors were able to [...]

It has just come to my attention that their customer service reps do not understand the difference between 2 thousandths of a DOLLAR and 2 thousandths of a CENT.
Also, Randall Munroe (of xkcd) is awesome.

The claim: Hillary voters are excluded from the “privileged” group of white people. They are perceived as “less-than”, “off-white”.
The evidence: Obama is #8 on the list of Stuff White People Like, but Hillary didn’t make the list at all.
The reaction: Are you fucking kidding me?! Meghan Daum’s probably also one of those people who thinks [...]

LOL! ROFL! NOOB!

Sorry, Obama, just because you’re cool doesn’t mean I’m not going to tell you when you’re wrong.
The comments in this thread on Pharyngula linked to a video of Barack Obama talking about gay marriage, prompting this from me, which I am also sending to him via his website:
I was dismayed to hear about the comments [...]

And also in honor of the recent victory for gay rights in California, I think it’s about time I reposted the 12 reasons that gay marriage is going to RUIN SOCIETY.
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2. Heterosexual marriages are [...]

In honor of the recent victory for gay rights in California, and in extreme consternation that people like this still exist, I am going to eviscerate another Chick tract. Today’s victim is The Gay Blade.
How is this Chick tract royally fucked up? Let me count the ways…

1. The proper response to “Wilt thou…” is “I [...]

Sorry to link to such distasteful sources, but I was reading some political news today and found a couple of right-wing sites discussing a flyer Obama recently released to court Kentucky voters.
CBN: Obama and the Cross
Race42008: Barack Obama’s pitch in Kentucky (contains images of the flyer in question)
CBN wonders if publicizing his Christianity like this [...]

BBC: Aussie straps in beer, not child
Constable Wayne Burnett said: “I haven’t ever seen something like this before.
“This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child… The child was sitting in the lump in the centre, unrestrained.”
When Constable Burnett handed over the fine he said the driver “just looked at [...]

What is this a picture of?

A Virgin Mary sighting.
A Rolling Stones “lips” sighting.
A sighting that I could have done without. Put a bandage on that, for the love of god!

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