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Which level of Hell will you go to?

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

I’ve taken this test several times, always with the same result.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

The City of Dis has all the best parties.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

Via the skeptical alchemist.

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2 Responses to “Which level of Hell will you go to?”

  1. Wow. I’ve never read Dante, but I did read through the descriptions of the various levels of Hell. Poor Dante — man in desperate need of Prozac!

  2. I am in Limbo! Unlike you, I get to spend my time with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle.