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Archive for April 24th, 2008

African penguin successfully executes stage four of The Plan

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Wut, u thot it was ownlee for kittehs?
CNN: Custom wetsuit protects patchy penguin
Pierre, a venerable 25 years old, was going bald, which left him with an embarrassingly exposed, pale pink behind.
Unlike marine mammals, which have a layer of blubber to keep them warm, penguins rely on their waterproof feathers. Without them, Pierre was unwilling [...]

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Which level of Hell will you go to?

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

I’ve taken this test several times, always with the same result.
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer [...]

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Muslims want to replace GMT with Mecca time

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

You know why? ‘Cause Mecca is the “center of the Earth!” Yeah, even though it’s, in fact, no where near the actual center of the planet (that would be the molten core in the middle, guys).
BBC: Muslim call to adopt Mecca time
One geologist argued that unlike other longitudes, Mecca’s was in perfect alignment to [...]

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