From ABC News via Zooilogix…

BEBEH PIGGEHS!!!!

I WANT!!!

AFP: Moses was high on drugs

“As far Moses on Mount Sinai is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which I don’t believe, or a legend, which I don’t believe either, or finally, and this is very probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel under the effect of narcotics,” Shanon told Israeli public radio on Tuesday.

Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the “burning bush,” suggested Shanon, who said he himself has dabbled with such substances.

Okay, but what about Revelation? What was that guy smoking?

All the urban legends and smear campaigns about Obama being Muslim and taking his oath of office on the Koran (I would guess that at least some of these people are confusing him with Keith Ellison, who is a Muslim and did swear in on a Koran) have me thinking about a political ad I’d love to see from Obama.

“Hi. I’m Barack Obama and this is my good friend, Keith Ellison. He’s a Muslim; I’m a Christian. He took his oath of office on the Koran; I took mine on the Bible. We both support freedom of religion for all Americans, regardless of race, color, or creed. Vote Obama in 2008, because we’re all in this together.”

Oh, and while I’ve got your attention: Obama, if you get the nomination, please don’t choose Hillary as your running mate. Thank you.

Because I’ve been staring at it for fifteen levels.

You’re welcome.