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This just in: MOSES WAS HIGH!

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

AFP: Moses was high on drugs

“As far Moses on Mount Sinai is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which I don’t believe, or a legend, which I don’t believe either, or finally, and this is very probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel under the effect of narcotics,” Shanon told Israeli public radio on Tuesday.

Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the “burning bush,” suggested Shanon, who said he himself has dabbled with such substances.

Okay, but what about Revelation? What was that guy smoking?

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One Response to “This just in: MOSES WAS HIGH!”

  1. This explains a few things, actually. Charleton Heston and the NRA, for one.

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