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English kitteh successfully executes stage one of The Plan

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

BBC: Cat’s daily routine baffles owner

Sgt Podge, a Norwegian Forest Cat, disappears from his owner’s home in Talbot Woods, Bournemouth, every night.

The next morning, the 12-year-old cat can always be found in exactly the same place, on a pavement about one and a half miles (2.4km) away.

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She said a routine has now become established, where each morning she takes her son to school before driving to collect Sgt Podge from the pavement between 0800 and 0815 GMT.

It is not yet known exactly what The Plan entails, but one can be sure that it will take place shortly after 0800 GMT. Mysterious documents have been found at the nearby golf course, but the only intelligible words were “invisible”, “bukkit”, and “cheezburger”.

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One Response to “English kitteh successfully executes stage one of The Plan”

  1. I wonder if it’s off looking for a Norwegian forest but gives up in the same spot each day?

    Great find! Love those mystery kittehs.

    (So my computer timed out–if I hit submit again, I’ll probably end up with two; if I don’t the comment won’t have posted. So I’ll resubmit and hope not to duplicate. If so, sorry!)