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Iranian women are on ur bikes… movin their legs!

And in Iran, of course, riding a bike is one of the many, many things that women can’t do in public without making men insatiably, violently aroused and irresponsible for their actions!

Oh, but don’t worry, there’s a solution in the works:

Iran plans to make special bicycles designed for women that will be compatible with Islamic regulations and not expose their body movements while riding, the newspaper Iran reported.

The new bicycle would have a cabin to cover half of a rider’s body, project manager Elaheh Sofali told the paper.

Let’s see, if Muslims are now finally approaching “Victorian England” on the sexual mores scale, we only have, oh, two hundred years before some of them begin to consider the idea that women are actually human beings and not just walking penis receptacles. Yay.