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Bush aide says Bin Laden is ‘impotent’

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

I know the right wing has a penchant for diagnosing people by video, but this is ridiculous.

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Richard Simmons is a freak

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

I mean, I know that was obvious already. But…
I have all kinds of music for them, from oldies to rock-and-roll, a little disco and even some current hits. I’ll be playing Justin Timberlake`s song, I Want Sexy Back! It`s such a great song. If you haven`t heard it yet…you`ve gotta give it a listen!
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I`ll sure [...]

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RIP, Pavarotti

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

Luciano Pavarotti has lost his battle with pancreatic cancer.

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Dude, don’t get a Dell

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

Hey, wouldn’t you really like a pink laptop? Yeah, my sister wants one, too, so we ordered a Dell for her with one of those fancy new paint jobs they’ve been advertising the heck out of. She was supposed to have it in time to take to college with her, but now she’s at school [...]

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Mattel recalls even more Chinese toys

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Apparently, this is the third major toy recall in a month, and about the bazillionth Chinese product recall this year.
Mattel apologised for the new incident but the Chinese government insisted that people could still have “confidence” in Chinese-made products.
Uh huh. Apparently de Nile is now a river in China. It seems pretty obvious that [...]

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In Australia, kittehs r tasty and nootrishus

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Sorry, burrito kitteh. U is on teh menu down under. U can has 2 menee nativ fauna-burgers. I recommend u go bak 2 cheezburgers. U can has whoel bukkit-full. But no eetings teh Aussie ones, k? U no want. Trust meh.

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Now leaving Obese City

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Population: Not me!

Next stop: Overweight Junction.

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