Archive for August, 2007

In case anyone hasn’t seen it yet (poor souls), someone has posted the Penn and Teller: Bullshit! episode about the god-damned bible in its entirety on MySpace (how ’bout that, it’s actually good for something).
Elvis didn’t do no drugs!

I’ve been asked to pass on this message for you.

(Confused?)

via Barefoot Bum, two videos from Brits who have their heads screwed on right:

Pat Condell, “Why does faith deserve respect?”
Marcus Brigstocke, monologue from “The Now Show”

Thank you, guys, for reminding us that there are places in the world where everyone isn’t batshit insane.

My weight loss has inexplicably stalled out at the 15-lb mark, despite saintly adherence to my diet (90% of the time) and faithful exercise (most days). I’m not regaining, though, and on an average of 1300 calories a day, I’m not concerned about that happening anytime soon. I seem to have reached what John Walker [...]

I think we should all pretend that this picture isn’t photoshopped, because then the world would truly be full of win and awsum.

Anne Hathaway: “I know I’m not a good celebrity”
According to Hathaway, her perfectionism almost caused her to quit her new movie, “Becoming Jane”, but she stayed on because she was mature enough to realize that it would be a valuable learning experience regardless of whether she messed up. She likes to donate to charity and [...]

The seventeenth Duggar child, Jennifer Danielle, was born yesterday. Say what you will about vaginas and clown cars, I just want to know one thing.
How is it that they have gone through 16 J names and they’re only just now using “Jennifer”?

Et tu, Dora??

How do you say “Hey, kids! I’m full of lead paint!” in Spanish?
Sen. Dick Durbin, an Illinois Democrat, introduced a bill last month that he contended would dramatically expand the product safety commission’s ability to protect consumers. In a statement Wednesday night, Durbin also called for better safety standards for products imported from [...]

Amtrak is offering $100 in free alcohol to some overnight passengers.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Amtrak is trying to gin up new business by offering $100 in free alcohol to customers on some overnight trains.
The national passenger rail company is making the unusual offer to promote a new high-end service being offered on a trial basis [...]

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