Monster attacks website, steals data!

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

A popular job search website was recently attacked by what has been described as a “giant, fire-breathing monster”. Many eye-witness accounts were difficult for reporters to understand, since their mouths had somehow become de-synched with what they were saying, but those who were intelligible argued over whether it was Mothra or Godzilla, and soon afterwards a debate broke out over which monster would win in a fight.

The website’s data showed evidence of having been stomped, but repair crews were able to put the ones and zeroes back together. However, many of the website’s users are now concerned that the monster has access to their personal information, including their home address. One victim told reporters, after hurriedly securing her belongings and booking a plane ticket, “Screw this! I’m moving back to Tokyo!”