Toxic toy CEO eats toys, then hangs self
Monday, August 13th, 2007CNN: Toy company CEO kills self
Elmo judges you!
Zhang Shuhong, head of the Lee Der Industrial company, reportedly went insane from guilt after seeing the newest edition of “Poisonous Paint Elmo” and retreated to an empty warehouse muttering, “Goodbye, cruel world! Adiós, mundo cruel!” Employees later found him next to a half-eaten box of Dora the Explorer dolls that he had used as a stool.
The residents of Sesame Street had no comment, except for the Count, who approached reporters saying, “One, two, three, four! Four generations of shame!”
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August 15th, 2007 at 8:11 am
Okay, from now on I’m just getting my news here. Screw CNN, it’s much more informative on MCN (the Mutant Chicken Network).