Cheney gets his battery replaced
Saturday, July 28th, 2007Vice President Dick Cheney has had the battery in his pacemaker replaced.
The operation to replace his pacemaker battery was carried out at George Washington University Hospital in Washington.
During his June physical check-up, doctors said the pacemaker had been functioning properly and that the vice-president showed no signs of new coronary blockages.
Unfortunately, the vice-president also showed no signs of having a human soul. Further exploratory surgery is planned. A transplant from a sacrificial orphan is being considered.
3 Responses to “Cheney gets his battery replaced”
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goinggone99 says:
July 29th, 2007 at 9:30 pmHe lived?!?!?!? DAMN!
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The device which provides the stentorian breathing noise uses AA batteries, so no operation is necessary to change them; Darth Cheney just throws the old ones in the regular garbage.
July 28th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
I want to say something clever but I’m just too distracted by evil evil evil evil evil. Oddly enough, I hate Bush even more.