FBI tries to fight ZOMBIE HORDES!
Thursday, June 14th, 2007Did you know that zombie PCs are now a threat to our national security?
The FBI has found networks of zombie computers being used to spread spam, steal IDs and attack websites.
The agency said the zombies or bots were “a growing threat to national security”.
There is a solution, you know. Take all the PCs running Windows out back and shoot them. Or place them in the corner and set them on fire. Or just wipe the hard drive and install Linux. Or buy a Mac, that’s almost as good.
Oh, and the name of this zombie-fighting initiative is apparently “Operation Bot Roast”. Seriously, guys? Quit doing my job for me!
3 Responses to “FBI tries to fight ZOMBIE HORDES!”
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Shut up, redslime.
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Loren Petrich says:
June 19th, 2007 at 7:02 amThat makes me wonder why Congress hasn’t investigated M$ — that company’s slovenly approach to security has been very troublesome and potentially dangerous.
June 14th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Why do you praise Linux so much? I’d understand if you actually understood how to use it but for you it’s just something to use so you can be an even bigger nerd.