Muslim blog hilarity!

For the sake of all humanity, I hope this guy is joking:

Everyone knows that physical exercise changes your body so you are stronger. But if a muslim stands up, then kneels down repeatedly, an exercise that is called hip squats at the gym, then this muslim person is an ignorant fool practicing outdated, meaningless and antiquated rituals.

If a catholic gets down on their knees to pray, they are not doing the same things as muslims, standing then kneeling which obviously exercises the legs. They are foolish simpletons who have been suckered by the church.

WTF, argument from “my prayer ritual burns calories and yours doesn’t”?? Now I’ve heard everything.

Here’s something I have heard before — I think I read it in a textbook about the Dark Ages or something…

I have to quote the whole thing because this is just too stupid:

The veil. I am not certain how to present this. I will be straightforward and honest instead of trying to speak in a way you will understand.

Women drain, or trigger the drainage of the energy out of men. When a man becomes sexually excited, his energy leaves his brain and other parts of his body and moves into his genitals to prepare for sex with the woman.

When the energy leaves the brain and the rest of the body, the man becomes weak. Naturally. His brain and body are operating at low efficiency because most of his energy is in his genitals.

This is a completely involuntary reaction. It is not mental. It is based on physical and energetic interaction between the man and the woman. The man has no control over the woman draining his energy, or triggering an energy drain.

If you are a man, and you have work to do, how do you do it if all of your energy is in your genitals because you are sexually stimulated by a woman? You cannot change your reactions because your body is doing what it was designed to do. In the presence of a female, all energy goes to the genitals for sex.

There are two options for the man to stop the energy drainage. He can stay away from women. This is what religions monks do. In order to retain their energy that makes them highly evolved superior human beings, they shut themselves away from the woman so she cannot drain their energy.

Or. The man can force or ask the woman to cover herself up. If the man does not see a pretty face or desirable breasts, then his instinctive reactions are less likely to kick in.

For men that must interact with society throughout the day, they would have to chose the second option. The mayor or president cannot lock himself in a building and refuse to see women. He must go out in public.

So for the president or mayor or any other man to retain his energy in his brain so he can do his job, they change their society so that women must cover themselves up so they do not trigger sexual excitation in the man.

People will complain about “You are telling the woman how to act. She should be able to dress any way she wants”.

Doesn’t the man have the right to be healthy, strong, and full of energy? What right does a woman have to drain the energy out of a man?

What about a man’s right to be free of sexual manipulation by the woman?
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Another real world example about energy drainage to consider. Why is it traditional in some countries for the men and women to sleep separately?

Because the woman drains the energy out of the man while he is sleeping. The man cannot protect himself if he is asleep.

Think that is far fetched? Don’t believe it? Then what is your reason for men and women sleeping apart? Because they are ignorant savages? Do you really believe that?

Seriously, guys, I know you’re not all like this, I know at least some of you have a grip on your sanity and you don’t like being stereotyped, but guys like this make you look bad. Really, really bad. If I were you, I would be pissed.

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