Archive for February, 2007

Wizard
22% Combativeness, 20% Sneakiness, 88% Intellect, 13% Spirituality
Brilliant! You are a Wizard!
Wizards are spells-casters who study powerful arcane magic. While Wizards tend to be pretty fragile, some of those spells can pack quite a punch. Unlike Clerics, Wizards aren’t as good at fixing people as they are at breaking them, so watch [...]

Parents warned as police search for Florida kidnapper

Police say they have no idea how the suspect manages to abduct children despite having absolutely no eyes, but parents say he “creeps [them] the fuck out”. Also unclear is why the suspect bothers to wear glasses, and how they stay on his face with no arms.

and yet… Gay men seek ‘female cancer’ jab
Dr Szarewski agreed, saying: “It is bad enough suggesting to people that their 12-year-old daughter might need a vaccine against a sexually transmitted infection.
For IPU’s sake, people, more than HALF of all women have or will have HPV (educate thyself). If you think acknowledging the possibility that your [...]

George Takei’s response to homophobe Tim Hardaway

Note to self: Next time, read the release notes before you upgrade!
Known Issues
Memory Usage
There is currently a memory leak in Gran Paradiso Alpha 2 which will cause the browser to consume excessive amounts of memory after heavy browsing. This issue will be fixed in Gran Paradiso Alpha 3.
Oh, now [...]

You bastards!

Amidst bloodshed, millions of Muslims pray for peace
Female Muslims, with the exception of high-ranking officials, were not allowed to attend, but hundreds gathered in nearby villages to take part in the event.
Gee, and here I thought Christians took “peace on earth, goodwill to men” too literally. Until these people finally decide to acknowledge women as [...]