Archive for December, 2006

Here’s an old MGM cartoon about forest critters living happily ever after after us humans have wiped ourselves off the face of the planet. The video has a warning that it may be offensive, and I have to wonder what kind of asshole would have a problem with it.
At the beginning of the cartoon, [...]

Douchebag Virginia Representative Virgil Goode recently put his grubby, bigoted fingers down his throat and retched the following:
December 7, 2006 Dear . . . Thank you for your recent communication. When I raise my hand to take the oath on Swearing In Day, I will have the Bible in my other hand. I do [...]

Hey kids, would you like a C-3P0 tape dispenser for Christmas?

Guys, what did I tell you about the “War on Christmas”?
WorldNutDaily has flipped the fuck out over a recent episode of “Two and a Half Men” in which Charlie Sheen sings:
Joy to the world
I’m getting laid
I’m getting laid tonight.
We’ll light the Yule log
Deck the halls
And then we’ll play some
Jingle balls.
It’s been a real long wait
This [...]

And it’s in beta? Either the alphas were a long time ago or they just skipped them, because I don’t remember. Some of the new features sound pretty nifty.

I had the distinct pleasure of watching Osama last night. Wow, what a happy movie! My favorite part was when Osama and her friend skipped through a field of daisies hand-in-hand and then went out for ice cream, and then at the end, when Osama got her very own pony!! When you see a movie [...]

I beat the monkey by 19 points.Famous Monkey Trivia Quiz