Things I’d like to see on House

Friday, November 24th, 2006

House gets a nemesis that isn’t a one-dimensional power-mad lunatic.
House gets his brains back. Where oh where has my competent, logical House gone?
House and Wilson’s lawyers pull their heads out of their asses and realize that Tritter has no legal right to do any of the things he’s doing.
Actually, you know what would be cool? A House/Law and Order crossover at the end of the Tritter arc, in which the DA tears Tritter a new asshole.
More fascinating medical mystery, less contrived prime-time “drama”.
David Morse goes back to work playing big ol’ teddy bears in Stephen King movies.
Cameron gets lots more snarky lines.
Chase STFUs about fat people, already.
Foreman starts criticizing House again like he used to.
Cuddy decides whether she’s going to have a baby or not. Enough already!