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Archive for September, 2006

See You at the Gallows

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

This year, September 27, my birthday, has the unfortunate distinction of having been selected as “See You At The Pole” day.
Some of the Christian students at my high school had a few of these events while I was there. I just thought it was annoying — it was just another one of those “waah, we’re [...]

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House Season 3 Episode 4 as reviewed by Calvin Coolidge

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Pretty good.

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House Season 3 Episode 3 as reviewed by a pirate

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

This review be short, on accoun’ o’ I liked th’ episode, an’ also on accoun’ o’ we gentleman o’ fortunes be busy wi’ grog an’ wenches an’ stuff. We dasn’t be havin’ time fer this silly “sittin’ down an’ reviewin’” stuff.
Them be some seriously cute lab rats at th’ beginnin’ o’ th’ episode. ‘t breaks [...]

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Avast, me hearties!

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Yo ho ho and a bottle o’ rum!

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House Season 3 Episode 2 as reviewed by a conspiracy theorist

Friday, September 15th, 2006

This episode has the fingerprints of THE ALIENS all over it! It starts out with what is quite possibly the longest pre-credits sequence we’ve ever seen — obviously THE ALIENS are trying to use their mind-control rays on us before the opening credits start. Clancy thinks the aliens are coming to get him. Obviously his [...]

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Godless by choice?

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

I’ve volunteered to be a moderator for the new Internet Infidels Newswire Feedback Forum, so it looks like from now on I’m going to be reading a lot of religion-related news.
A recent article from the feed is from The Columbus Dispatch and is entitled Godless BY CHOICE.
Although the article is quite good and treats the [...]

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LOL, hackers — nice try, but no cigar

Monday, September 11th, 2006

A few weeks ago I started seeing accesses to files called /_vti_bin/owssvr.dll and /MSOffice/cltreq.asp in my traffic stats. As far as I know, these files do not exist on my server, and when I try to access them myself, I get a 404 error. (And if they don’t exist, why are they listed with my [...]

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Season 3 Premiere of House, as reviewed by a Valley Girl

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

This is part one in a theoretically ongoing series in which I post my initial reactions to new House episodes, adopting the persona of a “Valley Girl”… or maybe I’ll branch out later. Like, who knows and stuff?
WARNING: There are, like, totally, like, spoilers ahead and stuff.

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Looks like Steve Irwin finally pissed off the wrong animal

Monday, September 4th, 2006

Steve “Crocodile Hunter” Irwin is dead.
Mr Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb to the chest while he was filming an underwater documentary in Queensland’s Great Barrier Reef.
Paramedics from the nearby city of Cairns rushed to treat him at the scene but were unable to save him.
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“It is believed that Mr Irwin collapsed [...]

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