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Archive for August, 2006

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Necromancy… FOR SCIENCE!

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Frozen mice in Japan have had healthy, fertile pups… from beyond the grave.
Oh, but that’s not all… proving yet again that nobody learned anything from Jurassic Park, some researchers would love to use this as an excuse to use poor innocent modern elephants to create ZOMBIE MAMMOTHS.
The researchers wrote: “If spermatozoa of extinct [...]

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Wheeeeee!

Monday, August 14th, 2006

This fan ad for Firefox is teh funnay.
It also captures one of the main reasons I use Firefox and Linux rather than Internet Exploder and Windows. Shut up and let me browse!

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How do you get into heaven?

Monday, August 14th, 2006

Well, see, it’s very simple. You just need to follow these eight steps. Love everyone while hating everyone, everything, and life itself, give away everything you own, follow all of the 613 commandments in the old testament better than the pharisees do while being born again and becoming like a little child, and you’re a [...]

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OH NOES!

Friday, August 11th, 2006

Fred, the “undercover kitten”, died in a traffic accident yesterday.

A moment of silence, please, for Fred, New York’s cutest police officer.

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I hate Windows

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

God, it’s amazing what running Linux for a year will do to you.
I use Xubuntu. It was free for me to download, it was a snap to install, and I’m free to change absolutely anything I want. Every 6 months a new version of the OS comes out, and upgrading is a simple matter of [...]

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