Windows? What’s that?
So, I was reading ubuntuforums and someone in the support forum asked what the Linux equivalents were for scandisk and defrag, and I realized I didn’t actually know how to “scandisk” a Linux hard drive, having never actually needed to do it.
I think this should be used as a selling point for Linux, like so:
- Linux: Scandisk? What’s that?
- Linux: Defrag? What’s that?
- Linux: Anti-Virus? What’s that?
And so on. 
